Sorry I Slept on Your Face: Breakup Letters from Kitties Who Like You but Don’t Like-Like You

Andrews McMeel Publishing - It's not you. It's meow. Your cat likes you, but does she like-like you?  sorry i slept on Your Face gives it to you straight—straight from kitties to their loyal owners in the form of very personal—and hilarious—breakup letters paired with adorable and sweet photographs. What does it mean when your cat bites your toes as hard as she can?  when she suffocates you with her body, funny, cats, break up with their owners through sorry/not sorry letters illustrated with cute, is she just getting comfortable or is she trying to tell you she needs more space?  In Sorry I Slept on Your Face, in all their superiority, sweet photographs.

This book will make you laugh and make you ponder your relationship with your own cat. Andrews McMeel Publishing.





Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed and Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty

Andrews McMeel Publishing - The cat's answer to sorry i pooped in your shoe, sorry i barfed on your bed is a hilarious collection of full-color photos and letters of excuses and suggestions from cats to the people who love them—no matter what bad thing they’ve done!Inside Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of laugh-out-loud letters and photographs that offer a cat's eye view on common feline vs.

It's the perfect gift for crazy cat lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious and so true! insights into cat—and human—nature, including:Your cat sits on your laptop not just for warmth or attention, but to prevent you from interacting with the outside world. Used book in Good Condition. After all, isn’t the main reason to have a cat so you don’t have to waste time developing normal human relationships?If you spent a third of your life licking yourself, you too would occasionally forget to stick your tongue back in your face.

Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed and Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty - Eating grass has medicinal purposes, and most cats believe grass should be legalized. The cat feels bad about barfing on your bed…because now it must get to up to go sleep on your clean laundry instead. Human cohabitation conundrums.





You Need More Sleep: Advice from Cats

Chronicle Books - In this book they've condescended to share their invaluable wisdom in short advice columns such as "Always Stay at Least 30 Feet from a Loved One" and "Never Let Anyone Dress You. Whether it's coping with romance, or clawing your way to the top of the corporate ladder only to realize you can't get down, surviving a social gathering, the cats in this book will have you relaxed and ready to take on the world! Just after one more nap.

Used book in Good Condition. Chronicle Books. In between naps, they've realized that we humans could use some catlike guidance when it comes to handling the ups and downs of life. Our feline friends have spent eons observing, napping, napping, pondering, and taking notes about the human condition.





Cat Confessions: A “Kitty Come Clean” Tell-All Book

Harvest House Publishers - Chronicle Books. Used book in Good Condition. As the cats come clean, they admit to everything from playing tricks on the family dog to secretly hating milk. With over 100, 000 copies sold, cat Confessions has clawed its way into the hearts of feline fans and will do the same to yours. Felines have many secrets they want to reveal, if only someone would ask them.

Well, allia zobel nolan has, and this clever kitty tell-all is filled with their hilarious confessions paired with photographs of cats caught in acts of mischief. Written as though the cats are speaking, each admission presents a comical revelation. The result is a fun, great gift for cat lovers. And dog lovers who want the inside scoop on life among the litter crowd.





Stink Outside the Box: Life Advice from Kitty

Andrews McMeel Publishing - To move on with our nine lives, we must forgive our siblings for what they did to us as kittens, and accept that while we can't control our environment, learn not to get haired out when we see how much fur we've gained in the winter, we can control where we barf in it. Used book in Good Condition. Cats have warmed our hearts since the beginning of time; now we finally get to learn how they keep it all in purrspective.

Gleaned from the purrspective of nine lives lived, this priceless advice for enjoying a stress-free life comes straight from adorable kitty gurus who care enough to share how they've lived and learned. Finally, life advice from our favorite feline friends who always seem to land on their feet. Stink outside the box features sweet, funny photos of kitty experts along with hilarious and thoughtful tidbits of timeless advice for both cats and humans alike.

Stink Outside the Box: Life Advice from Kitty - Chronicle Books.





I Could Pee on This, Too: And More Poems by More Cats

Chronicle Books - There's a new cat in town! this feisty sibling of the international bestseller I Could Pee on This will be making its own sensational mark in the cat-poetry world. Chronicle Books. Chronicle Books. Used book in Good Condition. I could pee on this, " "sleeping my life away, too explores fresh feline emotions and philosophical musings through cats' own poetry, such as "Welcome New Cat, " and "You Also Live Here.

Any cat lover who's longed for a deeper look into the enigmatic world of their cats will fall whiskers over paws for this well-versed follow-up.





Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe and Other Heartwarming Letters from Doggie

Andrews McMeel Publishing - Sorry i pooped in your shoe is a hilarious collection of full-color photos and letters of apologies and suggestions from dogs to the people who love them—no matter what bad thing they’ve done!Inside Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of 50 laugh-out-loud letters and accompanying full-color photographs that explain Fido's love of funky smells, why a ball needs to be thrown again, and practically every other lovably loony canine characteristic.

From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, to an attempt to skip a bath, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. Chronicle Books. Used book in Good Condition. Chronicle Books. Sorry i pooped in your shoe is the perfect gift for dog lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious and so true! insights into dog--and human--nature.

Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe and Other Heartwarming Letters from Doggie - . Human cohabitation conundrums.





I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats Gifts for Cat Lovers, Funny Cat Books for Cat Lovers

Chronicle Books - With titles like "who is that on your lap?, " "nudge, " and "some of my best friends are Dogs, " "Kneel Before Me, " "This Is My Chair, " the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. Used book in Good Condition. Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats.

. With photos of the cat authors throughout, this whimsical volume reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating but always lovable. Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.

I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats Gifts for Cat Lovers, Funny Cat Books for Cat Lovers - In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. Chronicle Books. I could pee on this And Other Poems by Cats. Chronicle Books.





I Knead My Mommy: And Other Poems by Kittens

Chronicle Books - Chronicle Books CA. From climbing walls to claiming hearts, these little cats bare all in such instant classics as "And Then You Said 'No, '" "Ode to a Lizard I Didn't Know Is Also a Pet in This House, " and "I Will Save You. With adorable photos of the poetic prodigies throughout, this volume gives readers a glimpse into their confused and curious feline minds as they encounter the world around them.

Chronicle Books. I could pee on this And Other Poems by Cats. Used book in Good Condition. Chronicle Books. Just when we all thought things couldn't get any cuter, from the author of the New York Times bestselling I Could Pee on This comes I Knead My Mommy, a book of confessional poems about the triumphs, trials, and daily discoveries of being a kitten.





Really Important Stuff My Cat Has Taught Me

Workman Publishing Company - Like confidence: “Insist on a seat at the table. Curiosity: “Have more questions than answers. Adventure: “Sometimes you have to leap before you look. Individuality: “You’ll be remembered for what sets you apart. Kindness: “Recognize the power of your purr. And solitude: “Find your own square of sunshine.

Used book in Good Condition. A true delight for every cat lover, full of wise and unforgettable life lessons, each paired with the perfect photo. Our mysterious feline friends provide joyful reminders of what's important in life. Confidence, curiosity, individuality, Kindness, Adventure, and more. Softcover.

Really Important Stuff My Cat Has Taught Me - 176 pages. Cynthia L. I could pee on this And Other Poems by Cats. Copeland, author of the bestselling really important Stuff My Dog Has Taught Me and Really Important Stuff My Kids Have Taught Me, now turns her attention to our mysterious feline friends. Chronicle Books. A book that will delight every cat lover, full of wise and unforgettable life lessons, each paired with the perfect photo.

Every page of this full-color gift book is a joyful reminder of what’s important in life.





How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You The Oatmeal

Andrews McMeel Publishing - Used book in Good Condition. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. Includes pull-out poster!jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Chronicle Books. It's a warning. I could pee on this And Other Poems by Cats. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness.

A true delight for every cat lover, full of wise and unforgettable life lessons, each paired with the perfect photo. Our mysterious feline friends provide joyful reminders of what's important in life. Confidence, kindness, individuality, Adventure, Curiosity, and more. Softcover. 176 pages. How to tell if your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You The Oatmeal - This oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. TheOatmeal. Com’s most popular cat jokes, ” plus 15 new and never-before-seen catthemed comics, including “How to Pet a Kitty” and “The Bobcats, are presented in this hilarious collection from New York Times best-selling author Matthew Inman, a.

K. A. How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you is a hilarious, facts, brilliant offering of comics, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.